Remember Wobbies World, Australia’s pissiest theme park as featured on The Late Show? Here’s an ad for the one-time jewel of Nunawading. The whole thing is absolutely craptastic, but I think the firefighter’s my favorite. (Via @badcock) Oh, and I’ve left off the apostrophe in “Wobbies” because they did too. I assume they couldn’t afford one.
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